Lesson in parenting:
Do not show your child the video of the HAIR theme song, and tell him about the story of Samson and Delilah before trying to convince him he needs a haircut.
Me:”You need a haircut”
B: “Can you still see my eyes?”
Me: “You need a haircut”
B: “But then I will lose my strength!”

Remember parents, anything you say can and will be used against you in a later argument with your children!